I'm Too Fucking High For This T-Shirt Size:4XL The bright color helps keep

The bright color helps keep you cooler during hot summer days

Wear it while washing your car in the driveway with music blasting from a speaker that should have died years ago

It’s like the second it gets chilly

Black fabric makes it hit harder

Introducing the t-shirt that celebrates life’s simple

I'm Too Fucking High For This T-Shirt Size:4XL The bright color helps keepSome shirts quietly express personality. This one kicks the front door open, forgets why it entered the room, and then stares directly into the microwave for six straight minutes. Printed across a solid black t shirt in a blazing red to yellow gradient font like a warning label on a malfunctioning arcade machine are the words: IM TOO FUCKING HIGH FOR THIS Bright. Aggressive. Spiritually overwhelmed. This is the perfect shirt for moments when reality