Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt rosemead mouth open mid-sentence

mouth open mid-sentence

Reporting the same forecast every day is less a career and more a cosmic punishment for being insufferable

Arched white serif text reads "JACKSON

Ordinary evenings became voyages to somewhere far away

A black and white cartoon penguin in a chef's hat stirs a mixing bowl with a red beak

Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt rosemead mouth open mid-sentenceAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."