Kinda Hot in These Rhinos - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red followed by red text reading

followed by red text reading "100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST

An Art Deco illustration of a tall spired tower with a vertical marquee spelling "BOWLING" in circular letter enclosures stands to the right

which statistically nobody is prepared for

Bold white brush-style lettering reads "USE DOUGH" above a distressed white cartoon of a pizzaiolo in a chef's hat beside a large pizza on a paddle

Element 119 sits one spot past the last confirmed entry on the periodic table

Kinda Hot in These Rhinos - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red followed by red text readingHiding inside a mechanical rhino requires commitment most people reserve for tax fraud. Complaining about the temperature in there is just professional courtesy. Inspired by Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. The Details: Gray cartoon illustration of a rhinoceros in profile facing right, with a small rectangular hatch drawn on its side. White uppercase block text below reads "KINDA HOT IN THESE RHINOS." Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun