Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "BUDDY REVELL'S" above a weathered gray illustration of brass knuckles

Bold black sans-serif text below reads "INITECH

Condensed white sans-serif text across the lower helmet reads "I'M SURROUNDED BY

a mid-century landmark boasting 56 lanes with automatic pinsetters

they just haven't accepted the pencil isn't fixing it anymore

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Arched distressed white serif textTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text