Christmas Cocktails - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_tarantino ornate collar

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and I don’t smell

a small pink nose

and that hand on the shoulder is less brotherly love than a territorial claim on the good bunk bed

Buoy number 38 out here getting more hype than anything in maritime history

Christmas Cocktails - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_tarantino ornate collarCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,