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Doomed optimism never looked so confident or so blissfully unaware of an incoming flat spin

A mid-century illustration below depicts a couple holding hands on roller skates

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Smaller black serif text at the bottom reads "Kansas City

Rust-red cursive script reads "Stogies" above "1899 INTERSTATE LEAGUE CLASS B BASEBALL CLUB" in rust-red uppercase lettering

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