Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Black uppercase text below reads

Black uppercase text below reads "LOS ANGELES

arms spread wide

accompanied by Memphis-style accents including scattered dots

Storing your best friend in a Folgers can because you went to Ralph's instead of a proper urn is the most Walter Sobchak solution to grief ever conceived

Strapping a Christmas tree to a lowrider is the most aggressively festive way to regulate anything since eggnog got a proof percentage

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Black uppercase text below readsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text