UM Cap - Aqua Stripes If you know you know

If you know you know and if you don’t know you should know because Van Wijngaarden’s Zaanse Mayonaise is the condiment that counts and this long sleeve is our sign of respect

Don’t tumble dry

But I don’t care because I do look like a pretentious ass and that’s exactly what I was aiming for

They are white and yellow

or neeeeeed to be involved in every argument about the importance of the Equalizer movie franchise in contemporary literature

UM Cap - Aqua Stripes If you know you knowIf you were to ask me about my favorite holiday destination, I think it would be Torremolinos. And if you were to ask about my favorite headwear, it would be this UM Dad Cap in Aqua. I really need to stop sharing all this personal information, but then again, I'm such a blabbermouth!