Newton's Fourth Law: Just Send It T-Shirt By Technium Foundry science pun clothing (Note: Hoodie has not been

(Note: Hoodie has not been tested in actual space

Pre-shrunk fabric (if only our dating pool would stop doing the same)

paying homage to both Lord Kelvin's fundamental temperature scale and contemporary fashion branding

but I chose to chase a tiny ball instead

Wash whenever you feel like it (ion care)

Newton's Fourth Law: Just Send It T-Shirt By Technium Foundry science pun clothing (Note: Hoodie has not beenFinally, a shirt that confirms what every thrill seeker has suspected: after writing those first three laws, Newton secretly scribbled "Just Send It" in the margins. Our cosmic skater proves that with enough altitude and attitude, even gravity becomes more of a suggestion than a law. It's like the Conservation of Radicalness in action. Quick Stats: Premium cotton (tested at terminal velocity) Durable print (survives quantum tunneling) Machine washable