Parasite Mug It’s here to make a

It’s here to make a statement while you sip your coffee

Like you knew exactly what you were doing

You’re protecting the integrity of descriptive language

BECAUSE I DON’T

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Parasite Mug It’s here to make aMornings are supposed to be simple. Coffee. Silence. Maybe a little peace before everything starts asking things from you. Then theres this. A black mug. Solid. Unassuming. Easy to hold. Easy to forgetuntil you turn it just enough and catch the word sitting there like its been waiting: PARASITE. Graffiti style. Uneven. Intentional. Like it wasnt printed so much as left behind. It doesnt interrupt your morning. It just slips into it. You take a sip.