Cynical Affirmations hearts I was born to brood

I was born to brood

The mental health cheerleaders are always championing exercise as a tool for stress relief

Air pump recommended for inflation (not included)

Our "For Sure" vintage style tank speaks volumes in California slang with only 2 simple words

it's not worth the prison time

Cynical Affirmations hearts I was born to broodCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt