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Weather forecasters who've upgraded from predicting tomorrow's rainfall to predicting civilization's trajectory

Relationship Strategists: Who apply game theory and military tactics to interpersonal relationship management

*Note: Not actually tested against cosmic radiation

It's left strategically unfinished—much like that website content your client promised to deliver "by the end of the week" three months ago

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