Born to Discover, Forced to Work T-Shirt | The Scientist's Lament algebra humor tee Each shirt shipped with a

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Born to Discover, Forced to Work T-Shirt | The Scientist's Lament algebra humor tee Each shirt shipped with aThis t shirt perfectly captures the eternal struggle of the academic spirit: that burning desire for discovery trapped in the 9 to 5 reality. Featuring a vintage style illustration of a distinguished scientist (complete with epic beard that clearly took several grant cycles to grow), it's the perfect attire for anyone whose soul belongs in a laboratory but whose body is stuck in meetings. Technical Details: Retro style illustration in warm amber and