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and the eventual heat death of the universe

Oceanographers who've mastered the art of studying 71% of Earth's surface while accepting that most of it remains as unexplored as medieval cartographers' "here be dragons" territories

The parallel was undeniable: like Arthurian knights gathered around a table to solve the realm's problems

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this shirt declares your commitment to evidence-based decision making and a healthy skepticism toward any claim lacking a proper control group

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