Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt Size:L The motto "Existing in Multiple

The motto "Existing in Multiple States of Acceleration" perfectly captures both the quantum mechanical principle of superposition and that peculiar phenomenon where your speedometer reading depends entirely on who's looking at it

one giant trick for mankind

Anyone who's ever tried to psychoanalyze their own psychological analysis and immediately needed therapy

Tumble dry at room temperature

For those brave souls who believe Newton's laws of motion are more like "fun suggestions

Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt Size:L The motto "Existing in MultipleDescription Declare your true television priorities with our "I'M JUST HERE FOR THE DUN DUN" refreshingly honest viewer confession because apparently someone looked at the traditional reasons people watch prestige television (compelling narratives, character development, artistic cinematography) and thought, "You know what discerning audiences really need? Recognition for people whose primary excitement comes from a two note synthesizer sound effect