Fork [International Collectors' Edition] Turtle Set: Arabian Nights Type: Artifact

Set: Arabian Nights Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} Remove Jeweled Bird from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante

and crack your cheeks

Karma deals damage to that player equal to the number of Swamps they control

Set: Beta Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{B} Destroy target nonartifact

so I hid in my tent until the earthquake passed

Fork [International Collectors' Edition] Turtle Set: Arabian Nights Type: ArtifactSet: International Collectors' Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {R}{R} Copy target instant or sorcery spell, except that the copy is red. You may choose new targets for the copy.