Exhausted By Existence Unisex Hoodie poet Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches"

Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches" with glowing skin and zero problems telling you to manifest a better life by just "choosing" happiness

If making up worst case scenarios in your head gets your heart racing

This funny retro inspired design features our original satan illustration with a vintage pin up aesthetic

Enjoy a liquor soaked night out or a quiet night in with your favorite alcohol when you wear this funny drinking shirt

5 inch sleeve

Exhausted By Existence Unisex Hoodie poet Sick of perfectly-coiffed "life coaches"Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, its a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever present low key dread. Whether youre merely tired of *this* weeks cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift