Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt marie Might we suggest killing them

Might we suggest killing them with kindness

Spread melancholy vibes with this "thank you bag" inspired ennui shirt

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This soft grunge feminist shirt featuring our orignal rose illustration makes a great gift for fans of The Handmaid's Tale

2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length

Unisex Don't Trust the Universe Sweatshirt marie Might we suggest killing themSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in