The Fruited Plains 5.5" (Stretch) Size:L And no one will ever

And no one will ever be able to see you again if you slip it on

Whether you're getting weird at SantaCon or getting weirder at your office’s holiday party

to keep all your goods safe

This jacket is so soft and fuzzy because it was designed by an actual yeti who was working for us for a while earlier this year but we had to let him go after he became too abominable for the workplace

The tale begins with a man

The Fruited Plains 5.5" (Stretch) Size:L And no one will everThis was the first version of the flag that Betsy Ross put out, but they nixed it because NEITHER pineapples or flamingos are native to the US. We're quite fond of it though. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. Materials: These trunks are made from a 2 way stretch cotton nylon spandex blend fabric. Details: Elastic waistband for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner. Back pocket for your sand dollars. Stretchy fabric Secret