The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Cheeky Underwear 3 Pack circa 2001

circa 2001

at a bar with buds

Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock® boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic

We've got red suit pants

it doesn't even need to be a mommy and daddy

The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Cheeky Underwear 3 Pack circa 2001I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern cheeky undies you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more other than advise you to be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations. Oh ya, and these bad boys