The Tree Falls | Forest Green Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L our CEO will EAT all

our CEO will EAT all of the moths that have been collected at our office

It's 3x softer than cotton to keep your undercarriage in hog heaven

Best of all

You're required to sing the National Anthem every time you take your pants off when you wear these flaming torch Ball Hammock® boxers

Go ahead and get these possibly historically inaccurate Ball Hammock® boxers anyways because they've got dinosaurs on them and that's pretty nostalgic to say the least

The Tree Falls | Forest Green Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:L our CEO will EAT allIf this forest green Long Leg Ball Hammock Pouch Underwear With Fly falls in the woods, and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound? Something to think about. Another thing to think about: Why is there a pair of underwear in the woods with no one around? Seems sketchy.