The Why 2Ks 5.5" "5originalshort" Warning: Might attract Beautiful Birds

Warning: Might attract Beautiful Birds of Paradise

slightly thicker fabric (underwear is optional or so Phil says)

This trucker jacket features a 100% cotton denim shell with a high-pile polyester interior

4 way stretch for lunging or sprawling on the couch

The climate was warmer

The Why 2Ks 5.5" "5originalshort" Warning: Might attract Beautiful BirdsWhy did we call these the Why 2Ks? Uh 'cause they're gonna BREAK THE INTERNET, OBVIOUSLY. Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 5. 5 inch inseam. Materials: Made out of 100% Polyester. Details: Elastic waistband for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner Back pocket for your sand dollars Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Chipotle loyalty card.