Screw Silk Necktie guns The Mercury rocket launched the

The Mercury rocket launched the first American into space

Needs a chill pill

yet another in our series of vintage paper ephemera emulation ties

pale copper

Flying mustaches and combs necktie

Screw Silk Necktie guns The Mercury rocket launched theScrew (you)! The perfect anti valentine or just a nifty gift for the hardware lover if your mind happens not to be in the gutter. We trust you're all wholesome and would never, ever think such a thing. Yeah, yeah, this one's kind of crass, but you all have been practically begging for it to come back, so we did. Because we love you. What a perfect way to elegantly tell someone off! Or, for those a little less entertained by blatant crudeness, this tie