The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Just Dropped while you open a bottle

while you open a bottle of whiskey with your teeth

and sufganiyot jelly

it's a life choice that you can commit to with these heather grey Pajamaralls®

Wear 'em on a boat

you play hot dog or hot dong with this men's swim brief

The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas Suit Just Dropped while you open a bottleIf you aren't roasting your nuts on an open fire and enjoying a scotch filled holiday, this Christmas sweater suit is not for you. This Christmas suit is made only for manly men who sport a voice that makes a wolverine purr. It's a red sweater suit so fine, it'll make Sinatra look like a hobo. Ron Burgundy couldn't have said it better, but we can't name this suit the Ron Burgundy for copyright reasons. We're going with the Red Ryder, so stay classy,