The Secret Admirer | Valentines Letters Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette Size:XS and triceratops weren't all gingers

and triceratops weren't all gingers (and fire crotches)

If you're not planning on slaying the worm in an overly retro cruise ship club

and pretty much anywhere within a 15-mile radius of where 7-11 Big Gulps are served

because they ain't the only ones allowed to crush their nads

They're 3x softer than cotton to caress your bum juuuuuust right

The Secret Admirer | Valentines Letters Boob Hammock™ Scoop Bralette Size:XS and triceratops weren't all gingersBehold the 4 most intriguing words in the English language: From Your Secret Admirer. This strappy bralette honors the feeling you get when you see those words and your heart starts to flutter with possibilities. Could it be the person you have a secret crush on too? Is this the beginning of your love story? No. It was just Grandma trying to be cute on Valentines Day.