The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack As the wise Ricky Bobby

As the wise Ricky Bobby once said

how to describe how you'll look in these murdered out solid black men's pants

you can’t handle this

I may finish my night quicker than most

This red and green holiday masterpiece is what we like to call a Christmas sweater suit

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt 3 Pack As the wise Ricky BobbyIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids