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just tremendous sex appeal oozing from these neon striped shorts

The water is more delicious than anything to ever touch your tongue

See these red tartan print tuxedo pants are for those who enjoy the finest things in life

Gifting can be extremely difficult

Cue the Jimmy Buffet

The Heat Seeker | Heat Map Suit Shorts Postscript_exclude just tremendous sex appeal oozingOur Heat Map suit short is not an actual heat map short. We tried to make an actual thermal short. It was a disaster. The only two areas that showed any heat whatsoever were my crotchal region and the occasional pouf for the rear. To be honest, I started getting worried that all other areas of my body were dying, if not already dead. I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red