The 69 Pack | Crayon Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S From Uncle Sam and Santa

From Uncle Sam and Santa to the devil himself

You can turkey trot like the king of Thanksgiving all the way to your childhood bedroom in search of a nap

but trust me

Did you know that an elephant trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals

sexy and eye catching

The 69 Pack | Crayon Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:S From Uncle Sam and SantaThese may look like an innocent pair of Ball Hammock underwear with a built in fly featuring nostalgic colorful crayons, and I guess you could say they are. But these aren't your childhood colors. I won't spoil any surprises by telling you what our yellow is called, I'll just let you get a pair for yourself. DISCLAIMER: These color names are NSFW or the playground.