The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X If you're not planning on

If you're not planning on being the drunkest kid in the sandbox in these tropical island suit pants

this red pair of long leg Ball Hammock® pouch underwear does pair well with a can of whipped cream as a gift to your special someone

but do not shame me for the Irish goodbye

And if you are at an establishment that does not serve piña coladas

prefers dip to cigarettes

The Stripe Club | Christmas Striped Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Briefs Size:5X If you're not planning onCome on, thats just Ball Hammock Pouch Briefs with some red and green stripes. So lame. Guess again, jerk! The festive color palette and pattern will make your body look like a present waiting to be unwrapped. And the horizontal stripes will accentuate your curves in all the right places. Oh, and there are also white stripes, idiot.