Tart Necklace gold plated If your friendships are 90%

If your friendships are 90% silliness and 10% sheer stupidity

If your vocabulary is 90% swear words and 10% sarcasm

making it the perfect inside joke only you and your ride-or-die bestie will truly get

eye roll at the nonsense

3cm x 2cm when together)

Tart Necklace gold plated If your friendships are 90%Some people express themselves with heartfelt speeches. Others with thoughtful gifts. You? You show affection the only way you know how: by lovingly roasting your mates within an inch of their lives. If your friendships are 90% insults and 10% emotional repression, congratulations, youre officially a Certified Menace. This pendant isnt just jewellery; its a tiny, elegant insult wrapped in gold. Subtle enough to look sweet from afar until someone leans