The What in Carnations 7" (Stretch) "chubfestpulse" Turns out Piñas Locas is

Turns out Piñas Locas is Spanish for neon pineapple performance stretch swim trunks

These bad boys are pure awesome

Back pocket for your sand dollars

Protect your shore breaks at any cost

Technically should be called the Rhombus - but that doesn't have the same kick

The What in Carnations 7" (Stretch) "chubfestpulse" Turns out Piñas Locas isIf you squint and look really really close at these woah woah, wayyyyyy too close there buddy. Fit: This is a classic swim trunk silhouette, 7" inseam, and elastic drawstring waist. Materials: These trunks are made with a 2 way stretch cotton nylon spandex blend. Details: Elastic waistband with drawcord for maximum swim Stretch mesh liner. Back pocket for pirate treasure. Secret inside pocket for your credit card, license, or your Pink Berry punch