CHARTREUSE CHECKERED DINNER NAPKIN home linens this corkscrew is meant for

this corkscrew is meant for twisting and shouting “Volere la botte piena e la moglie ubriaca

Your niece will call you Auntie Mame endearingly for life

8"d x 10"h

… I can hear you

Are you a lightweight or a lush

CHARTREUSE CHECKERED DINNER NAPKIN home linens this corkscrew is meant fora checkered past Old fashioned dinner size napkin in heavy duty blend 60% linen, 40% cotton. Made by hand in the Tuscan hills. Youre setting the table for breakfast, listening to Prefab Sprout on a Boombox. Just as you butter the toast, the children catch you in your flashback, snagging a Pop Tart on their way out the door. Youre an Eighties lady. Let your table wear it with pride. Sold individually. Wash on gentle and tumble dry low. 16 x 16 Pair